It sucks not feeling important to someone who means so much to you.
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
Let’s start over?
Let’s go back to day one. When we first met. Let’s restart. Cause the way we are now… It’s not how I want it to be.
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
- Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
- Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
- Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
- Girl: -Speechless-
- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
- Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
- Me: No, your other chin.
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone and died.
When you’re starving and your parents ask you what you want for dinner:
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